Maia Matches 

ALIEN ROCK 'N ROLL MASTERPIECE

 

 

The Sex Organs from Outer Space have a NEW album

and it's about to BLOW YOUR MIND!

 

Inside the record sleeve... BEHOLD!! A fold-out A2 format game board!?!? The Sex Organs mission to earth in this intergalactic game, where they attempt to avoid venereal diseases, the black hole sucktion or, worse still: LOSING YOUR MOJO!?! There's only one way to find out if you're contagious; PLAY THE GAME!! 

 

First, you'll need to assemble the sexy cut-out game pieces (so easy your mom could do it) and search the junk drawer in your kitchen for a dice piece... did you find it yet?? TIME TO GET STARTED!! 

 

Roll the dice and move forward, leaving your home planet Organus...Try to catch up with your fellow Sex Organs, you don't want them to get to Earth FIRST, do you???

 

Don't worry, folks, it's a PARTY all the way to Pectus Gigantus when you play the Sex Organs board game!! ...just don't get sent back to Organus by accident... (you cockblocker!!) Rock n roll, all you alien freaks!! XOXO -- the Sex Organs and Maia Matches

 

To buy the record, please visit VOODOO RHYTHM RECORDS